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got $43 in my account. #imup #brokebtchesdown
i’ll never forget when i had two separate groups of customers talking about their kids and how the first one was saying she’s so glad to have boys and how they’re so much less work. the second one agrees with her (mind you his 3 small daughters are standing right there)
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The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. I’m just lovable
absolutely perfection mwah no notes #obsessed























