The good news is that government has become less tolerable, but I guess this is also the bad news.

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"Roadster, please do a backflip through my ex's 2nd story bedroom window. Oh, and time the beat drop for John Cena's The Time Is Now on maximum volume just as you crash into the room. I really hate that bitch. Thanks 😊

Theface you make when you KNOW she really loves you.

Just when I thought 95 couldn't be any more of a real life adaptation of Death Race.

Imagine being offended by someone attacking a subgroup of people who are too dumb and proud, and have a really dumb amount of pride in being dumb. I just don't get it. Why feel anything about that if it isn't you?

An insult to the absolute worst portion of black culture 🤷‍♂️

He smells so fucking bad

One of the perks of being "THE guy" at work is getting (having) to train all the new guys. I really hate this, because they keep hiring these dirt balls, who really fucking small terrible, and standing them right next to me all fucking day for weeks.

Very nervous about this.

Actually, fuck it. Stomp the gas. The faster this shit falls apart the faster we can try something else.

Please please please do not meme another moron into the white house.

Just really weird to think that when I'm 80 I'll be telling younger people about historical events, like the time some senile crypto scammer maniac somehow became the president twice, and would get on TV and just fucking wing it.

When punk isn't just aesthetic.