lisbian🫧 retweeted
There's a guy on tiktok doing musical parodies with the Muppets. But he always changes the lyrics to add frog puns. It drives me crazy. If Kermit the Frog was playing Jean Valjean, he wouldn't be adding random puns about how he is a frog. He's an actor and a professional
my thoughts on the kelly clarkson situation as someone who worked at a similar in vibes ny small business is that i’m on her side lmao
lisbian🫧 retweeted
no shade but maybe stop using the word "slop" and actually articulate what you don't like a piece of art or you're doing kind of the same thing as the bad art you're attempting to critique
lisbian🫧 retweeted
I have spent the last decade on this website constantly seeing Americans berated for only thinking about burgers and needing everything compared to burgers because all Americans know is burgers and now some limey British fuck is gonna tell ME what is or isn’t a burger?
lisbian🫧 retweeted
“but this is why no one takes female fans seriously/this is why we get called puck bunnies” people don’t take women seriously in general because of misogyny. That’s literally it they don’t need any other reason
it’s time to start the music, it’s time to hit the ice, it’s time to meet the muppets at the muppet game tonight
the world’s biggest shoutout to @thirtyskeletons and @theoldhebrew for their help figuring these out 🙂↕️
lisbian🫧 retweeted
i never understand when people ask why a woman or a gay person would like sports when sports are often homophobic and misogynistic because it’s like yeah that’s all of life. people hate women and fags everywhere. we might as well enjoy the damn ball game if we want
my problem with the plastic cutlery joke is that he actually fucked up his hand with a broken glass and saying that he should use a sippy cup is much funnier































