everything woke goes to shit

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Rinse and repeat every week
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Fan messages the real Charlie Patino at 2am because his Football Manager version is sulking over a rejected PSG bid, and gets a proper answer back 😂👏 Top bloke for playing along.
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Serving less than Lucy Connelly. Helping your son get away with murder is more trivial than a deleted tweet.
🚨 BREAKING: Mother of Henry Nowak’s killer to be released from prison early, less than a year after his murder. • Kiran Kaur was jailed for three years in July for helping her son, Vickrum Digwa, by removing the murder weapon from the scene. • Digwa, 23, stabbed 18-year-old Southampton University student Henry Nowak to death on 3 December 2025 as he walked home from a night out. • Digwa was sentenced to life imprisonment, with a minimum term of 21 years. • ITV News reports Kaur will serve less than half of her three-year sentence before being released under the Government’s early release scheme. • Kaur, an Indian migrant, is also eligible for the Government’s deportation scheme, but no decision has been made on whether she will be deported. • She is appealing her sentence and is due before the Court of Appeal on 5 November, the same day her son’s sentence appeals are scheduled to be heard. • Kaur’s expected release is around the first anniversary of Henry’s death.
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Hide a murderers knife from the police? No problem! Out of jail in 5 minutes! Throw a plastic bottle or pop at dinghy? Throw away the key! Imagine being #HenryNowaks parents tonight?
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Oh so the rules kick in the second it’s their house on fire. Funny how that works.
🚨 NEW: The Government says the Romanian man convicted of arson attacks against Keir Starmer’s home has been deported
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Since Lindsay Clancy's trial. 82 mothers have killed 123 of their children. Why is this not being talked about?
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Ms. Rachel hasn’t said a word. Weird.
🚨BREAKING: The Islamic regime has confirmed the death-sentence of 18 year old Melika Azizi was carried earlier today. Melika was arrested in January 2026 during nation-wide protests and charged with "moharebeh" (waging war against god for allegedly burning Islamic regime symbols. In court, Melika told the judge: "You let so many young people bleed. How can I remain silent? I don't care just kill me." She was a brave young lady!
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Imagine a boxer fighting for 10 years with Knuckle Dusters inside his gloves.. then being found guilty.. but being allowed to carry on with the same 'gloves' 🤷🏻‍♂️
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“It’s the fan I feel sorry for.” Put them in the national league.
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One of the best I've seen so far 😜
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I don’t think recycling and renewables are their top priorities
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Y’all made Charlie Kirk bleeding out into a Halloween costume. I don’t wanna hear a fucking word about executing a terrorist murderer on livestream.
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Her: you’re really not going to watch football all weekend are you? Me:
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🚨 BREAKING: GREEN PARTY CAUGHT CHEATING AS CAMPAIGN CHIEF ADMITS SECRET MOSQUE ENDORSEMENTS!!!!!!!! The Green Party pretends to hold the moral high ground, but behind closed doors they rely on illegal sectarian stitch ups. Hannah Spencer campaign manager just admitted that local mosques secretly endorsed the Green candidate, directly violating strict charity laws. They broke electoral regulations, abused tax exempt charity status, and cheated their way through the ballot box! Retweet this right now to expose the corrupt reality of the Green Party to the entire country. 🇬🇧🔥
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Look at these Islamists in London being physically confrontational with the Met Police. Now if they were holding Union or St George’s flags, half of parliament would have condemned it by now and it would be the top BBC story for the next 48 hours.
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