I made a complete orchestral cover of one of @Architectsuk new songs, "Death Is not Defeat". Go check it out bros! youtu.be/cDRlbW41y4M

I could really save a lot of time if I just sweat out all my pee

It's great that most phones are waterproof now. I've been really feeling like pushing someone into a pool and that's usually the only thing holding me back

Jazz is the Rick and morty of music genres

Donut November

Ladies, I'm legit forklift certified

Why my pp cold tho

I voted I vote I vot I vom I vomi I vomit I vomite I vomited

My feet feel like mayonnaise

Do you ever sit on the toilet backwards just to feel something

Donut November

Wow huh so you're a gurl who listens to metal? 😜 You wouldn't mind if I smelled you? Haha just kidding... 😂 Unless...? 😳

Bending over while burping should just be called puking

Sorry New York, Philly smells better

Pumpkin juice stains a lot more then you think!

Wow I just slept for 8 hours straight and 2 hours gay

I swear the catapillers keep sneaking up on me. Something is up!

I only sleep on days my turn signal is in time with my music

I cant believe it's taken me 21 years to realize I can brush my teeth twice as fast if I shake my head violently the opposite direction

Haken + Britney = youtu.be/WqZ7hie6Ng0