I miss my friends

LarpedIn !! Let’s go the engine of sadness and despair

Stream: 4/10 — major splitting, ±32.3° trajectory deviation Flow: 4/10 — ~250 mL/30 sec, absolutely nothing to write home about Reach: 3/10 — 3 ft. Historic lack of ambition Finale: 10/10 — three-pump ending carried the entire performance Overall: 5/10

26 🎂

Without me 😭

Dumped his goofy ahh in the sand.

CS major of doom and despair

POV: top 27 school. masters degree. 97% GPA. rejected a dogshit HR who typed "screen these resumes, MAKE NO MISTAKES" into ChatGPT.

...... thanks

I came I saw I conquered

Time to get food poisoning ! lets run it

Vouch

Nvm ts ass

Why drilbur 😭

Trade offer ! You get: A 4.0 GPA (92% CGPA) Masters student to boost Akron's GPA statistics A TA for compsci undergraduate courses The most important prize: ModD himself I get: Fully funded PhD in Computer and Electrical Engineering A Promised Post Doc Call my manager.

CAN WE FUCKING NOT JUST LET IT DIE BRO PLEASE

4 am walks in the snow

Brother I was sitting next to you complaining that I’m starting every round at 80hp

This is so good