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Joined November 2009
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Chillin' like a Villain trippin' a Penicillin~
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SAD FACT : SEBENERNYA KITA HIDUP DI TEMPAT KERJA, PULANG KE RUMAH CUMA BUAT ISTIRAHAT DAN DIKASIH LIBUR BUAT CUCI BAJU UNTUK MINGGU DEPANNYA :(
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Kok jadi begini negara kita. Kok begini liar politik kita. Sepertinya untuk mendapatkan kekuasaan (political power) cara apapun dibenarkan. Tidak peduli baik atau buruk. Bermoral atau tidak bermoral. Saya khawatir kalau akhirnya rakyat merasa takut dan tidak tenteram hidup di negaranya sendiri.   Sebagai warga bangsa yang sangat mencintai negeri ini, seperti juga warga negara Indonesia yang lain, saya bermohon kepada Presiden Prabowo untuk menghidupkan kembali politik yang berkeadaban. Ini panggilan sejarah. Ini amanah rakyat. Semoga Tuhan memberikan kekuatan dan tuntunan kepada Pak Prabowo untuk menjalankan misi mulia ini. *SBY*
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Setelah di diskon, di tambahin pajak, sama dengan ga jadi diskon... 🙃
Setiap uang yang kamu pakai buat beli FM, ada pajak untuk membangun negara~
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Seeing things about the FM match engine... Maybe we're just shit managers and we are being exposed 😂
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HR Director: Your laptop shows you were online until 11:47 PM last night. Employee: Yes, I was finishing the report you asked for. HR Director: We don’t encourage working late. It affects work-life balance and can lead to burnout. Employee: Understood. I’ll try to leave earlier next time. HR Director: Good. Also, we noticed your productivity score dropped this month. Employee: That might be because I stopped staying late. HR Director: Productivity is measured by output, not by hours. We expect consistent results regardless of when you work. Employee: So I should finish the work, but not stay late doing it? HR Director: Exactly. Manage your time better. Employee: The report was assigned at 4:30 PM with a “please send by end of day” note. HR Director: End of day means end of your workday, not midnight. Employee: My calendar was full of meetings until 4:15.
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DOA FANS PREMIER LEAGUE NOW:"SEMOGA MICHAEL CARRICK TIDAK DIPECAT!! PERTAHANKAN CARRICK!! PERPANJANG KONTRAKNYA" 🤲🤲
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Ini perhutani musim ini kok jeblok banget ya? Musim maren-maren bagus padahal...
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Happy Football Halloween 🎃
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Bayangin, musim depan munyuk degladasi terus man city juga gegara 114 kasus... Itu. Duo Manchester maen di championship... Laga Derby makin lucu itu nanti 🤣
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CAMERAMEN IS COOKING 🎥 ALONSO - CARRICK MOMENT xitter.cf/Santiagofed3/status/21…
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Joe Gomez Liverpool goals comp
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Good news, tapi nyoba dulu pake big teams ah awal-awal mah...
Bisa convert save FM26 ke FM27.
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Ok, kebetulan mau weekend... Tapi SSD gua penuh...
Wahai kawan-kawan, yang mau bersekutu dengan iblis bisa coba #FM27 gratis dari 30 oktober s/d 4 November 2026. Kalo beli sebelum tanggal 10 November dapat potongan harga 10 persen lebih murah. Cuma Rp585,000
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Jam for Mac is officially out - Get logs from Chrome, Safari + Electron apps - Faster on-device AI summaries + video trimming - Record up to an hour in 4K - Turn on your camera when you need it
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From years of no trophies to the Ballon d'Or ❤️
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minimal sekali seumur hidup, kamu harus ngerasain kerja yg cuma duduk, yg gerak cuma otak sama jari doang, tapi pas pulang rasanya kayak abis digebuk orang sekabupaten.
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Replying to @thejurgenholic
Andai Carrick ngelatih sejak awal musim 🤣🤣🤣
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Liverpool resmi menamatkan Trio Bermuda Triangle ya adik-adik 🫡
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my salary is basically a refund for the emotional damage this job caused me
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