
Proud father, partner and friend. And I guess being Iron Man is pretty cool too. #Valiverse
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Papa Stark retweeted
(My mother is watching the first Iron Man and it鈥檚 making me miss the fandom and these RP accounts 馃槱)
Papa Stark retweeted
i am tony, and i am a cat. i have always been a cat but lately i have also been away because i haven't felt very good. it has come to my attention though that i don't feel better being away either.
i think that maybe now more than ever, we need the tonycat
Vali grabbing a jalape帽o and chomping it down before I can even react
Me: Vali no--
Vali:*literally spews fire*
My beard got singed
Vali: why uncle Boos so tiny like papa?
Me: because real men are compact and cute
Vali: ohka papa wudever you say *sassy eyebrow*
Me:
Me: *dropping the solder pen* SHITFUCK
Vali: *on the couch in the corner, drawing with crayons* SHITFUHSHITFUHSHITFUH
Me: well I'm dead now
Vali: when Cassew gonna fly?
Me, shooting a pained look at Loki: ...
Loki: Cassandra is never going to be worthy of flying, Vali
Me: LOKI NO
Vali: FADER!! MODER!!! Wake up!!!
Me: *wanting to cry* it's 5 am, sweetie..
Loki: *DOESN'T EVEN STIR*
Vali: I want beckfass
Me:
Vali: why is mama so tall and you so short, fader?
Me: because he stole a few inches from me
Vali: he stole half your body!?
Me:
Me: you need to brush your teeth, Vali, time for bed
Vali: what if I pulled them out instead so I never have to brush them again
Me: ....no


