Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends.

Joined December 2009
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Ya boy meant it when I said I was gonna do anything and everything to help @redlobster and save the cheddar bay biscuits,,, ordered the whole menu,!!! 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
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everyone: why do you still go on Facebook? me: 😎👇🏽
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when the Red Cross says their holiday shirt is back but it’s not their snoopy give blood shirt with snoopy in a puffer? what’s the point
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Hey what’s going on at the ginger farms???
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The Beckham documentary to Bend it like Beckham pipeline
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Irene Lee retweeted
a stablecoin backed by the costco hot dog
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The worst couple on the Ultimatum are Nick and Vanessa Lachey
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for letting any of this happen
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I need to do my taxes still @netflix
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W2s could have been so much more fun if they let us scratch off the numbers like a lottery ticket
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I just minted my on-chain hawaiian pizza guy with the Pixly editor by @supercoolxyz Check it out: app.supercool.xyz/pixlies/72… #supercool #ethereum #NFT
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There is a HAPPY BDAY sign that people in my town are passing around to celebrate quarantine bdays... can u say Sisterhood of the traveling lawn letters🥺
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PROUD TO ANNOUNCE that I contributed to the 2nd generation of our towns communal happy birthday lawn letters. Do you see my letter 😌🍳
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What’s the best credit card for cash back/rewards on medical bills 😵‍💫
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Jenise Spiteri from Malta pulled a bao bun out of her pocket after her halfpipe run 😂 #WinterOlympics
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Everyday I learn new things (half a cow mostly fills a stand up freezer)
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