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☻columnist @horoscopedotcom whimsical, insufferable, etc.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2014
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one thing about me is i’m always going to get more amazing with every passing moment
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Mercury retrograde got my boyfriend bad he was so excited for food someone bought him at work and he left it on top of the car and drove away 😭😭
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Millennial optimism is so back
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BLEXAS 💙
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Looking forward to banning straight marriage and mandatory vasectomies
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You’d think after living with my boyfriend for a little while I would be happier to enjoy alone time but this shit sucks lol
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Pulled an all-nighter and I woke up in the dark 🤡
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My apartment:
Went to a party last night that was shoes-off but all good for smoking inside.
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i do this shit for 0 likes and 3 unfollows idc
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I really won the boyfriend lottery like that’s my dream man
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Wow I really manifested everything for myself with my bare hands
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back of the line pal
EXCLUSIVE: Keith Urban 'misses Nicole Kidman and still loves her' 🔗 trib.al/bncaxF1
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6 planets currently in retrograde that’s why.
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Los Angeles teaches you you can be a workaholic but still not that successful
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no one can explain this to you, only you can experience it and realize how true this is
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Hey so unpacking deep seated rage is not for the weak
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One of my favorite pastimes is my friends sending me my tweets and asking me what they’re about
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hi friends, my uncle suffered cardiac arrest a couple nights ago and suddenly passed away yesterday morning i dont disclose much personal info on here but im sharing the GoFundMe my cousin made in case anyone would plz be able to donate if not share: gofund.me/7f3c6d2e3
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