We have lost the art of winning smaller awards during your career in preparation for a grammy

Finally muted my most annoying oomfs bc I realized my morbid curiosity for their cringiness was rooted in transmisogyny #accountability

This song is lowkey clapping my shit from the back

Does paying someone on Venmo count as breaking no contact

Why did this man at the C station ask if I’m a man or a girl why are those the options

I made an Audrey Bobert cover fuck it

Me when I’m talking about anything I’ve ever experienced: it was like Disneyland

Guys There’s soot on my hands and I don’t know where it came from

I need adderall like frogs need to be tadpoles and then turn into frogs

This is now my most liked tweet this year. Thank you.

Every day is another opportunity to miss your ex and consume mind numbing social media posts

Hello this is my a capella song I made

Undefeated hangover cure where I kill myself