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i mean i knew i was texan but i didnt realize until today that apparently half of yall are too
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Hello I’ve committed voter fraud and I’d like to turn myself in.
I illegally voted for James Talarico dozens of time using fake identities.
My name is Brian Schottenheimer and I’m the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys. Please arrest me and force me to resign 🙏
Public execution is also an option.
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sorry guys ik a lot of ppl don’t care but im from texas so this is very important to me
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Texas just turned blue, I’ll see everyone bright and early tomorrow morning for our gender reassignment surgeries and mandatory statewide Telugu classes
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I regret to inform you this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen in my life #ONEPIECE1197


































