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<timer> my penis has a linux distribution on it <defz> minix?

<GailEn> Cool...finally found a donut i lost 2 months ago..fell behind my tower <HotCarl> i think that clearly violates the 5 second rule

jenmigrant: I've figured it out. There are two distinct species of male in the world: All the men I want, and all the men I can have.

<FM> SMASHING TEH COCK <andy> That sounds like you've got a hammer, and erection, a temper, and a lot of pent up frustration.

<Furvert> Washington's the only state where you can see signs like: Tractor Rentals, Engines Rebuilt, Espresso.

RaspberryClock: The Goatse man would make a great golf caddy, don't you think?

(@Alpha|grumble): got home to find my flatmate and a big black man doing a 69

<pooshda> ICQ is nicer than AIM because it doesnt pop up like BLAM I JUST FUCKED UP YOUR BRUSH STROKE NIGGA!

<Fanboy> c00l, 1 l1k3 wr17ing like th1s <Fanboy> cool. <PrincessLeia2> heh... fanboy is so 1337 <Fanboy> 1337, what does that mean?

<Grant> Hey, you know what the biggest problem with all current MMOGs is? <Mako> insufficient boobage <Grant> That too.

<Speck> being able to type doesn't mean you're a computer nerd. It just means you have a higher intelligence than a turnip

<AaronStJ> I'd buy it. And by buy, I mean warez

<Kayma> Ahh, there's blood flowing thorugh my caffeine vessels!

(arrogant) you wont see a pussy until your 35 and your wife is ready for her cherry to be busted

<@whm> "A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The doctors described his condition as stable."

<Unimita> What wobbles and flies? <Unimita> A jellycopter <Unimita> :D

<Satan> lmao "You know how bad evolution is going right now? Me."

<boster> what is a good crapy digital camera <ares> the oxymoron 500

<%Cyber_Akuma> damnit, aol is being gay <@eDRoaCH-nothere> isnt that like a synonym?