@iptay3

Esquire with a penchant for sports, surfing, Oxford commas and esoteric humor.

 Jacksonville, FL
Joined July 2013
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Chase Mitchell
@ChaseMitOct 15
Strike two
2001 Live
@25YearsAgoLiveOct 15
Ghislaine Maxwell, daughter of British media magnate Robert Maxwell, sends an email to her network envisioning the world 30 years in the future, a world without Arabs.
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ratman@CoalPowersSep 25
Imagine being the lowest elevation corpse on mount everest. Fucking loser
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Jim Geraghty
@jimgeraghtySep 21
Politics Global
@PolitlcsGlobalSep 20
🚨🇩🇪 NEW: Germany’s AfD and Italy’s Future Nationale have announced a new right wing partnership The parties joined forces at a rally in Orvieto, calling for greater unity among Europe’s nationalist factions [@telegraph]
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You just don't get this kind of comedy from Protestants
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Kash Patel’s got that dog in him in the worst possible way
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Imagine your dad saying this about you and your mom lol
AF Post
@AFpostSep 11
Vance says it isn’t racist to notice that a multi-ethnic America is way dirtier. Follow: @AFpost
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Brandon Walker
@BFWSep 12
It’s the fourth quarter, so it’s time for Michigan’s entire stadium to sing a song about their girlfriend fucking someone else.
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Peter Hull@instrumenthullSep 12
The White House
@WhiteHouseSep 11
"As scripture tells us, 'The light shines in the darkness and the darkness has not overcome it'" - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸
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Adam Eargle@adameargleSep 12
Damn, kick a progrum while it's down, why don't you.
U.S. Department of Education
@usedgovSep 12
.@POTUS is MAKING COLLEGE FOOTBALL GREAT AGAIN!
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@ratlimit
@ratlimitSep 10
I think this was ultimately the right move.
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“Germany’s largest deportations” is going to be quite a feat given who holds the current record
Casey Krol
@CaseyKrolSep 6
🇩🇪 Likely future leader of Germany: “In my first 100 days. I will close the borders, eliminate social benefits for migrants and carry out Germany’s largest deportations.” Today her party had a historic election win.
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sammy rhodes
@sammyrhodesSep 8
“They’re asking if I like my roster. Let me tell you about Somebody who had a roster of 12 nobodies, lost one to the portal, and still went undefeated.”
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Rhys@OttoPivnerBFASep 5
Interesting. Did he say it?
MP10
@MusicPills10Sep 5
6-year-old Shane took on "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits at his school talent show. That's the way you do it!!! 🎸
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diawlectical@diawlecticalSep 2
Can you please specify the experiences I’ll be experiencing before I step into the Paterno Experience Room?
Penn State Athletics
@GoPSUsportsSep 1
The Paterno Family Football Experience Room, an interactive collection, honoring the history and tradition of Penn State Football, is coming to Beaver Stadium. #WeAre | bit.ly/4gulFOp
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Gave that mf a Sea section
Complex
@ComplexAug 31
Orca flings pregnant stingray into the air & her pups go flying out 🫣 [🎥: via/ bringasdive]
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Chuck Bass
@ChuckFBassAug 31
Tell her I play for the 49ers then ask her to pick up the check.
GirlsInFrames@FemenineFrames6 Nov 2025
She sits at your table, what do you do?
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THIS MF TOOK HIS HELMET TO GO GET BRAIDS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭✌🏽
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David Hughes@david8hughesAug 21
Imagine running so fast your dick explodes
Breaking911
@Breaking911Aug 20
WATCH: A humanoid robot training for the “Robot Olympics” in Beijing runs too fast, fails to stop, slams into a safety cushion, and breaks at the waist
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Penn State dealers right now
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