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Everybody wants to know what happened with that last second in the Michigan game.
Well, let me break it down for the Big Ten.
You see, you got 60 seconds in a minute.
And then you got 15 minutes in a quarter.
You got one clock showing 0:00…
Another clock still holding onto ONE SECOND…
You take all of that, then you add the replay booth to the mix.
And the Big Ten’s chances of explaining it so anybody understands drastically goes down!
Everybody’s been making fun of Steiner Math for years.
But when I tell you 141⅔%, at least you know what the number is.
The Big Ten got clocks doing math that even I can’t explain.
So next time there’s one second left in a Michigan game, forget trying to figure out which clock you’re supposed to be watching.
CALL THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY.
I’ll straighten the numbers out.
Because the numbers don’t lie…
AND STEINER MATH DON’T NEED A REPLAY REVIEW.
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“You gotta be sick to want both AJ Brown and Stefon Diggs on the Patriots”
Me:
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Being an adult is basically figuring out what to cook with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.
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Whooooo wants a draft hat ⁉️
Repost to win: bit.ly/4u5qj9v
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Beginning of an Evil Dead movie: “Wow, this is pretty spooky.”
Ending of an Evil Dead movie:
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I'll send you a One Wish Willow.
All you need to do is follow me & RT this.
Will pick one winner & send this weekend.
onewishwillow.com/
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Thanks to @ScreamMovies for sending over this killer Ghostface care package to celebrate SCREAM 7 hitting Digital on Tuesday. I've also got One Digital Code for #Scream7 that I'd like to giveaway. Follow me & RT this tweet and I'll pick one winner over the weekend!
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NBC Sports Boston has the most savage NBA graphics ever man…
Here’s a thread of them:
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CALLING ALL DRAKE MAYE AND PATRIOTS FANS‼️🗣️ We’re giving away a signed Drake Maye football and all you need to do to enter is:
1) Follow @PatriotPlace
2) Repost this post
The winner will be selected on Friday. Good luck!🏈🔥
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Got Dunkin’ Donuts, cleaned out my car, watched every Patriots montage possible, and did laundry
Still have 2 hours to kill
Throwing on Dune 2 and only watching the battle scenes
I’ve missed the AFC Championship gameday nerves, the suspense is the best and the worst
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One of my more boomer takes is that all football stadiums should be open. In fact, they should be more like smash bros stages where environmental nonsense can trigger during games. Buffalo gets lake effect, Pittsburg has Bane show up to implode the field, LA gets earthquakes, etc
































