Joined April 2009
Everybody wants to know what happened with that last second in the Michigan game. Well, let me break it down for the Big Ten. You see, you got 60 seconds in a minute. And then you got 15 minutes in a quarter. You got one clock showing 0:00… Another clock still holding onto ONE SECOND… You take all of that, then you add the replay booth to the mix. And the Big Ten’s chances of explaining it so anybody understands drastically goes down! Everybody’s been making fun of Steiner Math for years. But when I tell you 141⅔%, at least you know what the number is. The Big Ten got clocks doing math that even I can’t explain. So next time there’s one second left in a Michigan game, forget trying to figure out which clock you’re supposed to be watching. CALL THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY. I’ll straighten the numbers out. Because the numbers don’t lie… AND STEINER MATH DON’T NEED A REPLAY REVIEW.
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NFL Football is back Let’s party
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Me knowing we have college football this weekend
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🤖 Made with AI
Still a work in progress between Allen and Moore #BillsMafia
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Doom is on the nice list!
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Happy July 4th from Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters!
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the amount of movies you need to watch to do this edit😭
these tiktok editors are making movies in 30 seconds 😭
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It's @TomBrady day!!! 🔥🐐
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ONE MONTH OF BAD LUCK IF YOU IGNORE CHARLEY IN A BOAT.
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“You gotta be sick to want both AJ Brown and Stefon Diggs on the Patriots” Me:
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Being an adult is basically figuring out what to cook with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.
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Whooooo wants a draft hat ⁉️ Repost to win: bit.ly/4u5qj9v
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Beginning of an Evil Dead movie: “Wow, this is pretty spooky.” Ending of an Evil Dead movie:
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I'll send you a One Wish Willow. All you need to do is follow me & RT this. Will pick one winner & send this weekend. onewishwillow.com/
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Thanks to @ScreamMovies for sending over this killer Ghostface care package to celebrate SCREAM 7 hitting Digital on Tuesday. I've also got One Digital Code for #Scream7 that I'd like to giveaway. Follow me & RT this tweet and I'll pick one winner over the weekend!
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NBC Sports Boston has the most savage NBA graphics ever man… Here’s a thread of them:
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CALLING ALL DRAKE MAYE AND PATRIOTS FANS‼️🗣️ We’re giving away a signed Drake Maye football and all you need to do to enter is: 1) Follow @PatriotPlace 2) Repost this post The winner will be selected on Friday. Good luck!🏈🔥
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Got Dunkin’ Donuts, cleaned out my car, watched every Patriots montage possible, and did laundry Still have 2 hours to kill Throwing on Dune 2 and only watching the battle scenes I’ve missed the AFC Championship gameday nerves, the suspense is the best and the worst
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One of my more boomer takes is that all football stadiums should be open. In fact, they should be more like smash bros stages where environmental nonsense can trigger during games. Buffalo gets lake effect, Pittsburg has Bane show up to implode the field, LA gets earthquakes, etc
It's so discouraging how Chicago Bears management is dead set on eventually building a new stadium that will be entirely indoors—against the will of so many fans. Win or lose, this is beautiful. This is how football should be played in the winter.
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