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Cybersecurity (Vulnerability Analysis | Research | RE). Hardware fiddler. 🍺 πŸ₯ƒπŸΈπŸŽ² πŸ›© 🌍 πŸ“ΈπŸ‘¨β€πŸ³ 🍽 🎬 🎾 aka https://xitter.cf/t.co/4bpZ6u8EYP

Bristol, UK
Joined April 2008
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We have to say β€œMississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Hey @AirCanada I'm trying to donate my points but your gateway is broken
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AI not coming for the chefs any time soon. If your lamb is 96c internal, you have really fucked up.
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I know, it's almost like I don't refit my bathroom every year.
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Have these passed your palate yet? @rdzien
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What is going with cloudflare doh dns? Did it dissappear. Did a cert expire?
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Bus driver just threw everybody off the bus because one asshole at the back lit a cigarette. I'd complain to first bus bristol here but looks like they've packed up their twitter account.
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When I created Raspbian for the Raspberry Pi, I was excited to help bring low-cost compute into the hands of a next generation of tinkerers and programmers. However, I now despair that a Raspberry Pi can cost upwards of $300 because AI shortages are making personal computing unaffordable. Furthermore, bright young people are being discouraged from learning programming because they are being told it is now a commodity skill that AI will do. I have to ask myself what it was all for. Is this the future we were promised? If so, I'm starting to regret my part in it.
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Oh goodie
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Ngl I appreciate the strategy of hallucinating back at the AI interviewer
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Car insurance renewal is so utterly fucking tedious. Well, nothing's changed so we thought we'd increase your price by 30%.
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My first attempt at PM
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Use less power for an hour and we'll give you 12 pence! Woohoo. Sign me up.
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Bin Day cometh.
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I'm in the car wash line. I don't want to know why this van is dirty
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iain retweeted
It doesn't matter what people think. What matters is what you can verify.
Which do you think it is possible to throw further: a baguette or a naan bread? A baguette: 51% A naan bread: 36%
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It's 37 degrees so I'm on way to stand in a big hot open field for 5 hours for a gig.
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I just wanted to update my resume. Instead, I accidentally proved how a multi-billion-dollar AI tool hallucinates a glass ceiling for women. I changed a single variable: My name. Here is what happened when "Jennifer" became "Jeff."
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Living it up. Midnight screening
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