send me something nice

Joined November 2014
completely stumped on this grocery list.
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fucking ouch
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trying to see what the back of my head looks like
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they know i mistakenly ate the first one
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sup friends. im mid backflip rn and im learning that i did not get the trajectory right. so ill be hitting my head on the concrete soon. i hope my life goes good after “my accident”
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you know what yeah can i get a new code
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shall we?
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you can have the best weekend of your life it still ends
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the humiliation that must have occurred for this to find its way to Goodwill…
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what the hell is this. it looks like something from an alien planet that an alien would use for energy
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