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the real slime shady

@invvallid

“this bitch is everywhere” impersonator

 Eating pickles
Joined March 2012
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Found this in my drafts, not sure where the thought was going
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Jordan@itsjordanappsOct 10
jumanji (1995)
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I HATE when i go to bed and forget to grab my iPad!!!!
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No bc i literally HATE to see you lying there in ur Superman skivvies :(
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It’s literally because you have to point out their religion. Screaming kids are annoying, needing to profile them is what “gets you in trouble” are you dumb?
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Mayor of NY says he wants Jews to be safe. The ugliest llama you’ve ever seen:
YourFavoriteGuy☭ (@guychristensen_) profile pictureYourFavoriteGuy☭
@guychristensen_Sep 29
Bro it’s so over. They got him.
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I never get headaches but I’ve had a horrible migraine for days literally all i can think of doing is smashing my head really hard on a table rn idk what to do
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Me driving past McDonald’s and not getting a large fry with extra salt just because
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Btw it’s also weird as fuck to blame an entire country and its population for the actions of it’s government and thinking no one deserves to live bc of things out of their control, even weirder that the only country that gets this treatment is the only Jewish country in the world
sara (@beenwaitinforu) profile picturesara@beenwaitinforuSep 7
btw it’s weird as fuck when you guys downplay israel’s genocide and turn it into a joke by calling things spiritually israeli or calling people you don’t like israeli
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Recently watched rango and now i decide if i like a movie based on how it compares to rango
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I got an engineering degree then worked in the field and hated it, now I’m teaching it and I’m just realizing i hate engineering
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I made a peanut butter and hot cocoa powder sandwich and it is slapping really hard
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We spent 20 minutes talking about Dolly Parton in synagogue last night. My Rabbi read a list of all of her philanthropic endeavors, and we said a prayer #ShabbatShalom
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Ah yes my favorite reality show, iCarly
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My neighbors showing up in Sulani when they accidentally made too much food
wendell sandico (@wendellsandico) profile picturewendell sandico@wendellsandicoAug 28
a text scammer looking for Cameron Diaz specifically
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God if your real make this @ChesterCheetah truck flip over on the ferry and have it be full of flaming hot Cheetos
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One time a student turned to the class and went l feel like you can’t tell when a teacher has no plans but i just know Mrs K is booked and busy.”
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Once for my birthday, my husband got me a full body massage and the masseuse touched my neck. She goes “no full body. I’m working this” and she fucking massage the left side of my neck for an hour and a half.
nolan (@oomfs_lore) profile picturenolan@oomfs_loreAug 17
lady doing my lymphatic drainage massage in chinatown just kept rubbing my body, saying “not good. not good. not good.” over and over.
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The hunter and munter
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@bjs_alejo2Aug 14
NOO DOÑA NO SE PUEDE SER CAZADORA Y PRESA AL MISMO TIEMPO
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Sometimes you’re just a girl who needs her lip gloss
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