In defense of purple prose, it actually works pretty well for fanfics imo and that’s bcz fics are not that deep in the first place so you’d want to make up for some of that shallowness by flexing your word-smithing prowess and putting on a show for readers
I wish I was Saraminian
I wish I looked Saraminian
I wish I had a Saraminian name
I wish I could go to a Saraminian school
I wish I could be a Saraminian and not a dumb ugly basic stupid annoying awful Aragonian bitch! ^_^
unfortunately that black market was massively cracked down upon in the next 5 years so we went #legal after it























