Bit battered and bruised from Saturday but he gives as good as he gets @AnzenGk @evosoccermain

Had an amazing week in Madrid. The two disappointments: not being able to go on the track @madring_oficial after the race (thought this was a tradition 🤷🏻‍♂️) and the race itself. Blank canvas and they’ve created the most boring race on the calendar - apart from Monaco obviously.

Played 4, lost 4 before yesterday. 2-1 up yesterday with 10 minutes left and he does this. You’ve a lot to answer for @deanhenderson 🤪 Won 2-1, thankfully.

#BELSEN did he basically just say Senegal are an ‘emerging nation’? @itvfootball @FIFAWorldCup

Danny Murphy, without even a hint of sarcasm claiming the referee’s “had a good game”. #USAAUS

Qatar keeper wearing the same colour as the officials 🙄@FIFAWorldCup #qatsui

Football reporters should never, ever, ever, ever use the phrase ‘walking a tightrope’ in relation to a player getting a yellow card as it’s disrespectful to Karl Wallenda who fell to his death in 1978.

Don Goodman repeating that he doesn’t think Brobbey has “done too much wrong”. You’re joking right? Snidey push in the back of Romero into Kinsky. #suntot

Last @CentralMidsAll league game for @evosoccermain against unbeaten league leaders. 2-0 win for Pat and the young Evo lads. @AnzenGk #cleansheet #keeper

Has the increase in wiggle room taken their budget up to about £750,000 now? #aplaceinthesun

She’s a balloon (decorator) #aplaceinthesun

As a Yorkshireman, I’d like to distance myself from these 2 #aplaceinthesun

2 minutes in and Lucy’s already hedging her bets in pronouncing Ibiza and the Balearics by swapping every other sentence #aplaceinthesun

Hi @efl how come James Beadle and the ref are ok to be in the same colour kit? Not enough money in the game for them to have a different colour shirt, when keepers at step 7 are expected to change kit? #BIRMID

“A view that money can’t buy.” 🤪 #aplaceinthesun

Triffic! Yamas! Er, no fanks. #aplaceinthesun

Lavlee blue winders. Brefftakin view. #aplaceinthesun

“Would you need any help with the kitchen?” “Only with the plumbing and electrics.” #aplaceinthesun

Why’s he dressed like Dr No? #ivebeenexpectingyoumisterbond #aplaceinthesun

As good as Middlesbrough have been, and they’ve been far better than us tonight, how bad has the ref been? #twitterblades