𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒘𝒂𝒕𝒔𝒐𝒏 !

—𝘪𝘧 𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪’𝘮 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗍 ‘𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗒’ 𝗐𝖺𝗍𝗌𝗈𝗇, 𝗃𝗈𝗁𝗇’𝗌 𝗈𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋, 𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗁𝗈𝗅𝗂𝖼 & 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝗂𝖼𝗍, 𝟣𝟪+, 𝗋𝗍?

currently in denial about being forty. she will actually remain thirty nine forever.

ironic since sherlock is currently the far more immature of the two; creating issues and complaining like a petulant child. it won’t be painful, she promises. there will be lots of alcohol and weed and cigarettes.

it is with their family. even sherlock has to admit john is lovely.

breathes. he’s not allowed to snap at her, it’s her birthday.

smokes in lesbian

it’s harry’s birthday. the vibe is different today.

c’mon, it’s just the siblings hanging out and having a chill time at harry and mycroft’s. does sherlock really think she’d make her birthday that serious?

just in time. hello, baby brother.

it’s family birthday dinner. everyone is going.

she can bring her gift when she comes for dinner. (well then good.)

sherlock is a smart girl. she can figure it out. (if she’s taking the unappreciative approach then harry will have the spear back.)

completely understandable. harry’s got joggers and a tank top on.

c’mon, it’s harry. of course there’s no dress code.

don’t worry, there’s plenty to go around and she’s always happy to share.

to be fair, sherlock might throw a tantrum if she weren’t to hear me as well.

not toes. maybe fingers. definitely bones. it is way too fucking late. (so sherlock is saying that she didn’t like the spear harry got her just a few months ago? should she take it back?)

is he kidding? that’s the best way. (he should really just be glad she isn’t consuming anything harder. first birthday in a long time that she hasn’t.) it’s open just don’t let the cat get out.

best sister-in-law ever.

seven. mycroft’s got some fancy private chef coming.

not one of the body parts harry finds cool. try again. (the day is young. she has time to obtain a suitable gift.)