new intern makes me jealous... he fails so hard.

Caffeine and lack of sleep @ckurdziel? – at Manhattan, NY

It's an @onShelby party here at Sticky Fingers in SC! ABC :-] – at Mount Pleasant, SC

think you're intern[1] @mrjaeger00? Think again… `static notaperson* intern[1];` you're just a seg fault. /cc @ckurdziel @spinosa @mkrecny

CES is good. Good luck with your meetings, I don't understand time zones. #sleepinthecold – at Paradise, NV

@henrysztul one hyphenated word: too-many-newlines

Shelby.tv is launching today! Everybody! Get your down loading shel.tv/shelbyapp #tag

Num num num num – at Manhattan, NY

Some day I'm going to do something great. An you're going to be influenced by me. #pickles #highschool /cc @reecepacheco @spinosa

I win Internet RT @laurenwick: literally. the creepiest. RT @internzero: mmmm @laurenwick looks great on thelaurenproject.tumblr.com ;-] ;-]

mmmm @laurenwick looks great on thelaurenproject.tumblr.com ;-] ;-] ;-] ;-] ;-] ;-] ;-] ;-] ;-] ;-] ;-] ;-] ;-] ;-] ;-] ;-] ;-] ;-] ;-] ;-]

@henrysztul good grammar dummy

My daily fit bit stats: After Dos Toros: +3.2lbs. Later: -4.5lbs.

RT @ckurdziel: @mattRaoul dropping by @hackdaytv tonight? got a team that would love designer skills - hilarious idea too… DP me for more

.@ckurdziel worst. videohackday. ever. best. videohackday. ever. (the bonus of being first) #hacktv

regarding that last tweet: the commentary is from your mom. #hacktv

I'm giving a #hacktv prize for best pr0n hack: my own personal "best of" video… with commentary!

@hacktvahole @onShelby is a great kisser. I know… in a biblical sense. #hacktTV

"It's nice. They greyscale makes it feel like you're in black and white." Yeah, I just said that.