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📝 Products of Anterior Pituitary Gland. “FLAT PIG” PS: pamana acronym lang from senior 👨🏻‍🔬

📌 TREND 🚞 AND SHIFT 🚢😂 “𝐃𝐓o𝐂𝐒 = Detox” 𝐃eterioration of reagents: Most common cause of 𝐓rend. Improper 𝐂alibration: Most common cause of 𝐒hift. “𝐆𝐓𝐀𝐒” 𝐆radual change: 𝐓rend 𝐀brupt change: 𝐒hift #CLUEmydiaCC

📌 MUST KNOWS FOR OTHER MAJOR BLOOD GROUP Useful for undergrads and board exam. Open for correction! 😄 #CLUEmydiaISBB

📌 CHEATSHEET FOR MINOR BLOOD GROUPS Ps. This is open for correction. Comment nalang sa baba if may mali. 😅

📌 Collected using Nasopharyngeal Swab Pag tinusok mo ng swab sa ilong misis mo anong mangyayari?! 🤬😤 “High Blood Pressure (BP) Ni Misis” Dahan dahanin mo kasi 😤

📌 W. BANCROFTI VS B. MALAYI Wuchereria 𝐁𝐀ncrofti: infects 𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 lymphatics “𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀” Brugia 𝐌𝐀layi: infects 𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑 lymphatics “𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐀𝐒” #CLUEmydiaMICRO

📌 Luteinizing Hormone ⚔️ Follicle Stimulating Hormone “𝐏𝐓𝐎𝐋 𝐧𝐚 𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐨” Putol na Piso 🪙 𝗣rogesterone production 𝗧estosterone synthesis 𝗢vulation 𝗟uteinizing Hormone ⭐️ na 𝐅ollicle SH ⭐️ 𝐄strogen Synthesis 𝐒permatogenesis 𝐎𝐨genesis

Knock knock!! ✊🏻 Who’s there? 🚪🏃‍♂️ “Blue, Caraway, u𝐑𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐝” 🧍🏻‍♂️ I’m 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄letproof, nothing to loose 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐑𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐝, you take your aim 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 Uric Acid Caraway Method - (+) Tungsten Blue

📌 Obligate Anaerobes Dahil nahihirapan tayo ngayon lahat huminga kakahantay sa PNLE results: “Can’t Breathe Fresh Air” from mega micro-para table.

📌 Wet and Dry Celloidin ”Bawal ang Wet na Titi” ✋🏻😌 “Dry Eyes”

Paano natin matatandaan na ang vector ng African Sleeping Sickness ay Tsetse fly? Magkanta ka lang 😭 “Cause this is Africa, Tsamina mina 𝐭𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐬𝐞, Waka waka 𝐭𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐬𝐞”

📌 Enterovirus vs Rhinovirus The 𝐄𝐀𝐑-𝐑𝐀𝐒 Tour (Virology Version) 𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐄nterovirus 𝐀cid 𝐑esistant 𝐑𝐀𝐒 𝐑hinovirus 𝐀cid 𝐒ensitive

Me pag tinanong kanino yung 20 mL and 30 mL, kay Cerebrospinal fluid (𝐂𝐒𝐅) ba or kay Amniotic Fluid (𝐀𝐅)? Tandaan nalang natin na: 𝐂𝐒𝐅 = 3 Letters pero 𝟐0 mL. 𝐀𝐅= 2 Letters pero 𝟑0 mL.

📌 WATSON SCHWARTZ TEST “𝐔𝐂𝐁𝐔 + 𝐔𝐏𝐄” 𝐔𝐂𝐁𝐔 for Tube Pattern 𝐔rine over 𝐂hloroform 𝐁utanol over 𝐔rine 𝐔𝐏𝐄 for Pattern Note: Red means SOLUBLE #CLUEmydiaCM

📌 Larval Stages of Trematodes Reposting “𝐌𝐒. 𝐑𝐂 𝐌uñoz” with picture 😆 Miracidium ➡️ Sporocyst ➡️ Redia ➡️ Cercaria ➡️ Metacercaria ⭐️ March 2024 Question: Picture of Miracidium #CLUEmydiaMICRO

📌 Obligate/Strict Aerobes Pag may naamoy kang something sa “AIR” with ella. “Fuck! Baho-baho Suso ni Ella” paxencya kna ella nadmay kapa 😔😭🤣

📌 Neutrophil Granules Part 2 𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 Hi Gela! Alam ko ”third“ party mo lang ako. But, I just wanna ask kung: ”LABMo Co Gela?” 🥰😍😂✋🏻😭

📌 Neutrophil Granules Part 1 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒: ”My P3DeCAB” 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 ”Co-LGBT aNGEL”💅

📌 Heparin and Warfarin Monitoring Nakalkal lang sa gallery. Eto na ginagamit ko since undergrad. 🫶🏼

📌 QC CHARTS Shewhart Levy-Jennings - Most widely used 𝐂𝐔𝐌ulative Sum Graph - 𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐘 indication of systematic errors “𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐘 mag 𝐂𝐔𝐌” Youden 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 Plot - 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐄 results obtained from different labs “Mga 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 ay laging 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐄” #CLUEmydiaCC