‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝖭𝖮𝖭 𝖦𝖱𝖠𝖳𝖠.

Ah. I suppose I can part with the glove.

I would offer my glove as enrichment but I’m afraid if I leave it in his enclosure it would be . . . Unusable going forward.

Oda-san? Quite the contrary. I’m accustomed to his antics.

Sips his tea.

Where’s my little beta cuck? @tachifudosan

Xiao Qiao. :)

Out. Now.

Some transgressions simply cannot be forgiven. Go back to the litterbox and reflect on your actions.

. . . I will send someone in to clean out your litter box tomorrow morning. Do keep it off the rug.

It’s unfortunate that dogs can’t be trained to act as a chauffeur.

I don’t think I will.

We are unfortunately short-staffed.

No thank you.

Enjoy your litter box.

It’s at this point I must remind you that you are forbidden from entering the office restroom until further notice.

// love loses

Excuse me.