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Joined February 2012
"Je hoorde Ray Orbison"... Stop je dan niet beter als DJ als je zoiets zegt?
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They added a child prodigy hero to the plotline. Israelywood writers are reaching Disney levels now
🇮🇱💙Voici Nina, notre petite héroïne israélienne, à partir de qui tout a commencé dans le vol FlyDubai. Elle se trouvait aux toilettes. Comme tous les israéliens attentifs aux moindres bruits et mouvements suspects, elle entend des cris dans le cockpit. Elle sort rapidement et va prévenir sa mère, lui demandant de s'approcher du cockpit. La mère s'approche et se met à crier "il est en train de se faire poignarder!" La suite on la connaît... En fait c'est l'instinct, les réflexes et le courage de cette fillette qui a tout déclenché et qui a probablement fait gagner un temps précieux dans le sauvetage. Ha guibora shélanou, Nina🏅
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Un jour, j'ai été témoin d'un accident de la route. Un victime a eu la rate éclatée et faisait une hémorragie interne. J'ai réussi à l'opérer sur le RT 20 à l'arrière de la benne d'unne Peugeot 504. Heureusement, j'avais quelques notions de chirurgie grâce à Grey's anatomy
🇮🇱✈️ FLASH | Le passager israélien qui a neutralisé le pilote soupçonné d’avoir provoqué la mise en piqué d’un vol Flydubai, a raconté son intervention héroïque à Benjamin Netanyahu : « J’ai tiré sur le manche pour redresser l’avion et stopper le piqué. Heureusement, j’avais quelques notions d’aviation grâce à la série Mayday : Air Crash. »
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"I pulled on the steering gear to level the plane and stopped the 17,000 foot dive. Fortunately, I had some basic knowledge of aviation from the Mayday Air Crash series." Anyone who believes this shit is retarded.
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Microsoft breathing a sigh of relief now that it has the second-worst Copilot
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Just making sure I have today’s plot straight… An Emirati captain and an Omani co-pilot are flying a flydubai plane from Dubai to Tel Aviv packed with Israelis. The Omani co-pilot allegedly stabs the captain and tries to take control of the aircraft. The plane plunges roughly 14,000 feet in under 30 seconds, squawks 7700 and then 7500, and Israeli fighter jets are scrambled because everyone thinks there’s a hijacking underway. Cabin crew somehow get into the cockpit, passengers reportedly help restrain the alleged attacker, and the crippled aircraft ends up safely landing in Saudi Arabia without a rudder. So now a plane full of Israelis who were supposed to be in Tel Aviv are sitting in Tabuk, Saudi Arabia, mingling with locals and talking about God knows what while Saudi authorities investigate an alleged Omani hijacker and both pilots are in the hospital. Meanwhile Israeli media have spent the morning cycling through approximately 17 different versions of what happened, including briefly telling everyone the pilots were Russian and Ukrainian. Did I miss anything?
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Eindelijk 50, de jaren van verstahahaha... Proficiat @Mostreytom
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Petey from Severance is Kramer's enemy!
What was your aha moment when you realised ‘wow, that’s the same actor!!’?? I’ll start: Janette Goldstein Aliens & Terminator 2
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Dig that CEO up and shoot him again
UnitedHealth used an AI program with a 90% error rate to deny care — a new lawsuit claims.
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Weak lyrics.
At one point in "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas they just say Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
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Zeg niet: op controle bij de gynaecoloog. Maar zeg: vooronderzoek.
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eu no trabalho fingindo naturalidade após encher o toner da impressora
Tyler James Williams has arrived at the Emmys.
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Ik zag vandaag een krantenartikel dat niet over Ruben Van Gucht ging. Ik hoop dat alles goed is met hem.
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Celine Dion greets crowd with surprise object before first show in 4 years. mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n…
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New leaderboard just dropped
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Someone’s grandparents are gonna see this on Facebook and lose their shit
BREAKING NEWS🚨: Iran shoots down an F-15 with a man on a flying carpet 😱😱
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Donorschandaal: wat bezielt massadonoren? tja, wat schieten ze daarmee op?
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Am I bovvered?
What’s your favourite Shakespeare quote?
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Wie gaat er vanavond baby's maken?
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