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Oh my gosh this is the best thing that's ever happened to me
Happiness (and fried chicken) look great on you ☀️🍗🤩 #SummerMood #Ezells 📸: IG user instagr.am.ber
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I become a more evil person while holding a fly swatter
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i can always spot a black coffee drinker cuz they’re the ones always carrying around a nearly full cup of black coffee. that shit’s too nasty for them to ever actually finish. me? im a vanilla latte girl. you’d never know it tho cuz i be chugging that shit.
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Bought me 6 Hello Kitty X GODZILLA Happy Meals and got the same toy
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I'm so sad that after Sabrina Carpenter tweeted that I was opening for her on tour she didn't even send me a hat or something
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Ms. Taylor Swift…you have got to be kidding Elmo.
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my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport
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a turkey sandwich can be a friend, a sister, a light at the end of the tunnel, a first sip of beer after a long day’s work….
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people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets
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✨50K FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY✨ To celebrate 50,000 followers, I'm giving away one Elliot plushie and a signed Blu-Ray from Pete’s Dragon. How To Enter: 🐉 Follow me @DonBluth 🐉 Repost & Like 🐉 Comment Good luck! I will be doing another giveaway at 55k followers, and every major milestones after. - Don
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I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.
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Is it really Christmas if my dad doesn't offer my fiance a blunt?
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If I'm going to keep getting tagged in @SabrinaAnnLynn tweets can I please get like a free hat or perhaps invited to a show for my troubles @TeamSabrina
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CLOCK IT 👏🏼
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#SwiftiesAgainstAi and i’m very serious. @taylorswift13 whichever lazy ass marketing team member set you up with this lil strategy, fire them. this is sloppy and against every creative bone your art has stood on
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white horse (2008) eldest daughter (2025)
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sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time
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