Amber Jokes retweeted
i can always spot a black coffee drinker cuz they’re the ones always carrying around a nearly full cup of black coffee. that shit’s too nasty for them to ever actually finish. me? im a vanilla latte girl. you’d never know it tho cuz i be chugging that shit.
I'm so sad that after Sabrina Carpenter tweeted that I was opening for her on tour she didn't even send me a hat or something
Amber Jokes retweeted
my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport
Amber Jokes retweeted
a turkey sandwich can be a friend, a sister, a light at the end of the tunnel, a first sip of beer after a long day’s work….
Amber Jokes retweeted
people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets
Amber Jokes retweeted
✨50K FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY✨
To celebrate 50,000 followers, I'm giving away one Elliot plushie and a signed Blu-Ray from Pete’s Dragon.
How To Enter:
🐉 Follow me @DonBluth
🐉 Repost & Like
🐉 Comment
Good luck! I will be doing another giveaway at 55k followers, and every major milestones after. - Don
Amber Jokes retweeted
I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.
If I'm going to keep getting tagged in @SabrinaAnnLynn tweets can I please get like a free hat or perhaps invited to a show for my troubles @TeamSabrina
Amber Jokes retweeted
#SwiftiesAgainstAi and i’m very serious. @taylorswift13 whichever lazy ass marketing team member set you up with this lil strategy, fire them. this is sloppy and against every creative bone your art has stood on
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