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the crap that smiles back poopshit
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Oh, look at me...I'm Ryan Gosling, I have perfect bone structure and kind eyes. Go fuck yourself Ryan Gosling.
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i know what sex is 💀 but im not gonna tell you 🤡
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mother nature, father time, and uncle pussy
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they’re not just porn bots. they’re my friends.
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doing a perfect wilhelm scream when i cum
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if Patrick Bateman was my secret boyfriend bc he didn't want people to think he was gay, i would slip antipsychotics into his morning coffee so when he pissed me off i could stop & have him come instinctually crawling back to me when it leaves his system & he has another episode
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My dad works at an aura farm and a hype beast broke loose and killed him
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Bruh ur my friend as hell
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what does he want now
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bro last night was a jimmy fallon ice cream
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try the pussy darling it’s uncle
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Men who say “i’m literally ryan gosling” piss me off No you’re not
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the uncle poozy
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they should make ryan gosling vagina flavoured vapes
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my son was killed by a truth nuke in the infowars
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they call me the sexless pervert
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gracerocky haters be like reporting live from a gracerockys business
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that’s what i thought too but i hope most of it is &, not / 😭
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#fatbearweek everyone must worship mr. fat bear rn
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but don cheadle we're both boys
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