actuary | creator of https://xitter.cf/t.co/BTWJrSMjWY | co-creator of https://xitter.cf/t.co/HNxUmLCtpq | you can also find me at bsky under the same handle

Los Angeles
Joined July 2013
Mike Evans Checking to see the name on the back of the Jersey is an all-time Gif and trash talk moment that I wish I would have thought of.
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The 2027 Big Data Bowl is live #BigDataBowl
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Reproducing @inpredict work inpredictable.com/2021/01/nb… in 2D and 3D using @SkillCorner ACB Body pose data
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South Carolina pulled an incredible win over Michigan last night, coming from down 2 sets to win in 5! Here's how the win probability played out:
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New substack post is live! Breaking down all the new features we've rolled out for 2026, including: 🏐Player leaderboards 🏐Player similarity tool 🏐and more! evollve.substack.com/p/new-s…
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🚨2026 site is live 🚨 Just in time for the start of the season tonight, we've launched the updated Evollve.net including 🏐new features such as player impact metrics like RAPM 🏐game projections including for both games tonight 🏐much more! Our preseason top 10:
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Who has been the WNBA’s most clutch player this year? To answer that, I built and tested a win probability model, then measured how much each player shifts their team’s odds of winning late in close games. Sabrina Ionescu comes out on top. Here’s what goes into the numbers 👇
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When Claude comes to me with a wall of text like “I smoke-verified the config-guarded ‘one authority per tibble‘ materialization core (clean), but the metadata-bearing patches (no-op) are spec-shaped—and that’s a call that’s genuinely yours.”
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This has major implications for DARKO's ratings. Doing a complete refit now. Everyone else better start updating their models accordingly to keep up!
hello there the jacobian conjecture is false thanx to my close friend akhil for asking about it and my other close friend fable for working during the world cup final ((1+xy)^3 z + y^2 (1+xy) (4+3xy), y + 3 x (1+xy)^2 z + 3 x y^2 (4+3xy), 2 x - 3 x^2 y - x^3 z): \C^3\to \C^3, has jacobian determinant -2, and sends (0, 0, -1/4), (1, -3/2, 13/2), and (-1, 3/2, 13/2) to (-1/4, 0, 0)
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Argentina 🇦🇷, amazingly, has scored the majority of its goals after the 80th minute in this World Cup (Stoppage time goals plotted at 90' for simplicity)
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Explain this in football terms: Erling Haaland has the fewest touches of any starter for Brazil v Norway, and yet — just scored a ridiculous goal (his second of the game) to clinch his country’s first-ever World Cup quarterfinal 🤯
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Story has a happy ending though: we crushed those fools.
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Congrats to the Canes, and especially @EricTulsky for winning the Stanley Cup.
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The Thunder didn’t play like the Celtics, and the Celtics didn’t play like Nuggets, and the Nuggets didn’t play the Warriors, and the Warriors didn’t play like the Bucks. If anything, the lesson from the playoffs is that there isn’t a lesson from the playoffs. Find your own path
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They expect us to believe these results and not ask questions 🙄
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Inspired by 82-0, I built a game that combines bball knowledge about historical players and their impact metrics, skill via lifeline buttons you can use to draft a better team, and additional bonuses for picking more balanced lineups. There's a leaderboard for the best teams. You have to score above 90th percentile to get 6 rings. Let me know what you think!
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VB peeps-A challenge w/ growing TV opportunities for VB is the unpredictability of match length. A 5 set match vs a 3 set match might be over an hr difference. What ideas do u have to keep the integrity of game, but provide a more consistent timeframe? Put ideas in the comments
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Same exact miss by JDub and Westbrook. Same exact shot by Wemby and Curry. The resemblance is uncanny 🤯
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