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Genuinely feel sorry for this young married couple.
Apparently their suitcase containing the lubricating gel, whips, little blue tablets, open crotch tracksuit trousers, flap moisturiser and anal fungus spray has been lost by British Airways.
Their honeymoon is ruined. 😔
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I find this quite interesting. I have never observed this occurring with Catherine Middleton. While I am not asserting that it has never happened, I have simply not witnessed such an instance myself. Meghan is loved, that's for sure.
#MeghanMarkle #meghansussex #sussexes #princessdiana #dianaprincessofwales #royalfamily
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Left: Conservative Helen Whately criticised Labour for 174,000 young people unemployed under Labour, suggesting they have the policies to fix it
Right: But under the Conservatives, there were 872,000 young people unemployed, because of Conservative policy
My view:
Helen Whately talks as though the Conservatives have just arrived to discover a problem somebody else created. They governed Britain for 14 years.
They had 14 years to improve education, strengthen training and help young people into secure employment. Yet in the final full quarter before they left office, an estimated 872,000 young people were outside education, employment or training. Roughly one in eight.
That is a record they must answer for. If their policies offer such convincing solutions now, why did their government leave so many young people without those opportunities?
Whately cannot claim authority on fixing the problem while skipping over her party’s responsibility for tackling it when it actually held power. Fourteen years gave the Conservatives ample time to turn promises into results.
Labour deserves scrutiny. But Conservative politicians demanding better outcomes should start by explaining their own failures. Losing an election does not wipe away 14 years in government—or turn the people who failed to solve a problem into credible experts on fixing it.
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How I love this edit! The toxic monster plotting to sabotage the engagement was caught off guard by the unexpected turn of events. Look at her behind with venomous expression revealing her bitterness as the gorgeous Duchess joyfully bounced around!🤭
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Waddles McFuckface exhibits advanced gastro-gluteal hypertrophy, bilateral meandering syndrome and acute cranio-rectal inversion while attempting helicopter-directed ambulation.
Prognosis: terminal fucking stupidity.
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A ponytail that should have its own HRH title💖👏
And that swish right in front of Roya - priceless!❤️😅😂
#MeghanSussex #HarryandMeghaninNottingham
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This woman’s so fucking dense it must hurt her own brain. Helen Whately attacking high PIP claims until she gets pulled up that the tories took face to face assessment away🤦♀️
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When you always wanted the man and thought you had a chance but he never been into english roses.
And now you have to stand there and watch him proudly parading with his wife.
Awww sis, we can feel your pain @RoyaNikkhah 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
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Labour stopped trying to out-Reform Reform. They're now up in the polls.
The Tories stopped trying to out-Reform Reform. They're now up in the polls.
Amazing what happens when you stop aping the worst people in the room.
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Why do undercover journalists always pick on Reform? How come they never target organisations that aren't full of racists, misogynists and sex pests?
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Meghan was spot on with that ponytail, 🤣😂 what a gorgeous duchess she is. All the while RoyaNikkhah had a face like a well slapped ass.
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