DUNBRO.

Guess who’s back. Back again.

/ if i do this, it’s gotta be crack 🫠 jesus christmas, help me

||: I have a burning desire (perhaps boredom) to write again. My son’s love of DBZ has inspired me. Will likely flip this account.

Bruh . . .

I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset. ——, Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.

I laughed harder than I should’ve.

When does a dad joke become a Dad joke? —– when it leaves and never comes back.

I sure hope not! Not now —–, I just got back so please no more death or bad guys! Damn, it’s good to see /you/ though, Lyds!

What does my dad and Nemo have in common? —– Neither can be found.

Did someone say pancakes?

ScoOt ScOot!

I'm so hype the sneeze dab is back in.

Honey, I’m grounded!

Mom said she was making a depression cake and I considered calling her therapist. Then she explained to me it was a cake with no eggs, milk or butter and I thought WOW, the cake will actually be more depressed than she is. Turns out it’s a recipe from the Great Depression era.

I feel eerily calm amidst all this covid-19 panic. IED, bitch. I was born for chaos.

Every time I hear the word ‘recession’, it makes me hungry.

😺✏ — I come and go as I please. curiouscat.me/Dunbro/post/10…

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Try me. curiouscat.me/Dunbro?t=15847…

Why am I picking a fight with him?