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and when I felt like an old cardigan... under someones bed... you put me on and said exterminate 🤍🖤🤎
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also even when certain periods of time have been Worse why would I say to a suicidal teenager "it can get even worse than this" like how on earth will that help them in any way
I think it's really sad and damaging to tell teenagers that it "gets worse" once they become adults. Because it doesn't. My life got significantly better once I got out of the house and became financially independent. I'm in a significantly better headspace than I was at 16.
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the taste of a mid ass book when you’ve been in a slump for months
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I keep reading nonvegans as norwegians
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I hate noise cancelling headphones because it makes every song have a part that sounds like various family members screaming for help as they’re brutalized by an intruder while I sit in my room unaware
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she’s got a ring around her fingerrrr and abed hired an irish singerrrr
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I would never join Fight Club. Bare knuckle fisticuffs? That I’m cool with. But not being allowed to gossip? That’s where I draw the line…
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I RECOGNISE NO EARTHLY AUTHORITY EXCEPT FOR THE BUS DRIVER
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If you're depressed enough Wouldn't It Be Nice is the saddest song of all time
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happened on Angel 3 times
ik most of the time ppl hate when new characters are added to shows so im wondering if there’s any where ppl think it actually worked or even helped
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ABBA has a song for literally every human experience. having a crush, being broke, getting dumped, making up, turning 17, watching your daughter grow up, being horny, defeating the French… they really covered every possible situation
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boy do I have a game for you
No, I do not want the AI overview. I want to read a Wikipedia page that leads me to another Wikipedia page, and another, and another, and get lost for hours down a completely unrelated rabbit hole as the gods intended.
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sometimes you think "oh well they're probably young" and then boom 26 in bio
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I would never get IDed after work but would on the weekends and it's fully this imo
spoons bouncer didn't check my id because the light has left my eyes
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So many examples of this happening and you chose one tweet where it's not lol
lately british people have been really getting on my nerve with this kind of "what do you mean americans dont say _____" tweets. Are you genuinely surprised a different country has different idioms and expressions
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losing your glasses is so frustrating because its like... they are the one thing in the world right now that could help the situation
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please, i implore everyone applying for the same jobs as me to bring their iced coffees to the interview! in fact, you should also eat your lunch while you’re there and wear your pyjamas! 🫶🥰 be free! i support you!! 🥰
There’s this misunderstanding where people think Gen Z doesn’t know about all these unspoken social rules; they know, a lot of them just don’t care, and it upsets people to realize they didn’t have to care either.
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going to start pronouncing taco like waco will report back
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being someone applying for jobs and having loads of appointments means I have to answer even though 9 times out of 10 it's spam 😭
There’s been a huge data breach in the UK that barely anyone is talking about. Got a call from a normal mobile number a few weeks ago and he was trying to sell me something. I asked how he got my number and he was a bit dumbfounded
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