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The Plateau
Joined March 2019
post-op meniscus patient said his uninjured knee that kind of hurts is “doomed to some other fate”
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weed is not “stronger” than it used to be lmao it’s laced with radioactive tracer that allows pinpoint lock-on from CIA/mossad prodromal schizophrenia satellite beams
california weed is crazy. on my first day i went to a dispo and asked for a cheap but good preroll, and was handed a $5 26% THC preroll. i was like uhh got anything less strong and the employee said not really
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BROWN BEAR SITS IN TALL GRASS AS THE WIND BLOWS THROUGH HIS FUR
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watching the construction guy jackhammer the asphalt like im sitting in the cuck chair: yeah … smash that thang up
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jewish guy complaining about whats in the news
Netanyahu: They shoot entire families. Of course, none of this is covered in the international press or in the social media. What they cover is a handful of young juvenile delinquents, about 150, a number who go and throw stones, who chop down olive trees…
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BREAKING: Trump calls for a total ban on US diesel exports, saying "Let's not send out the diesel. We make a lot of diesel," that a decision would come "fast," and that an announcement is expected "very soon." It would be the first US diesel export ban in history. Europe stands to be hit hardest, as the US is the world's largest diesel exporter and Europe its biggest customer, buying record volumes since the Gulf barrels stopped, making its worst-ever energy crisis worse. Russia, the second largest exporter, has already halted its own exports. US diesel is at a record $6.53 a gallon today and 16% of French stations are out of fuel.
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senator Cuck Sorry (D): he got 3 minutes and i only got 2! no fair! Senator holden bloodbeast (R): they never gave me my pudding at lunch… no one brought me my oudding
Yall gotta watch this shit……. 😭 I think we are days away from a government overthrow. Never in my days I seen blood like this 😭
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israeli guys walking into the waiting room for ISIS terrorist auditions
Here’s a scene from @realDailyWire’s RUN, HIDE, FIGHT: INFIDELS showing the problem with the leftist-terrorist alliance.
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tan bearded european guy at the coffee shop was on the phone talking in a language that wasn’t spanish, italian, greek, turkish, or arabic…
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new southern buffet opened in the east village
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just ran into the joker. 44 years old stocking groceries. I asked him about batman. they havent talked in years, last heard he’d gotten an mba, moved to dallas-fort worth. married, 3 kids. the clown prince thing never really took off, then… 35 with no career. choices matter
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the eliminator retweeted
RIP david foster wallace you would have loved meals from the heartland 9/11 taco mac
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very jupiterian
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what what would be “crazy” is if you “woke 1” morning and went out and applied to a job
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a patient who had kids late was upset someone mistook her for her daughter’s grandmother. i almost hit her with lindyman’s “have you heard the theory that everyone looks younger now” but then i remembered i have to stop saying weird shit
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don’t care + didn’t ask + youre incompetent + dosimeter only reads 3 roentgen + literally no way for an RMBK-1000 reactor to explode
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have to move out of my apartment and start a new job on monday so naturally my neck started spasming this morning after i looked up the wrong way
my first vacation in 9 months just started so its time for me to get a random musculoskeletal injury for no clear reason
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Bronx residents are assembling citizens groups to try to subdue a single 5’5” chinese man but today he comically beat up 15 of them using a mop/bucket, a ladder, and a basketball. The suspect is extremely dangerous and thought to a Hong Kong police officer. Zohrans new york
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many good innocent beautiful souls in the world. and life has many aspects through which we perceive a deeper meaning: joy, beauty, and even tragedy and pain. sadly a few jokers have ruined it for everybody else and i now think we should all **** *********.
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