BASED SPUTUM GOD

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If only you could haha react to job postings

nobody: flow-time scalar in volume control:

stop making Muse happen it’s not going to happen

I like my hospitals ultra modern or dilapidated and catholic, no middle ground

#riotfest 2026 was the biggest collection of juggalo wooks outside of the gathering

the vent is chronic but the stoma is iconic

remember folks, PRN stands for “per respiratory never” and not “per registered nurse”

I burned down a tree to make this

I had a patient last night who is a retired cop who kept his badge prominently displayed on his bedside table all shift. this isn’t a donut shop buddy you’re not getting special treatment

serious question: how do you handle when you’re giving a patient a treatment and they just keep witnessing to you? Lady I’m an atheist

I swear adult care sometimes is like polishing a turd

when the MD finally calls it after an hour long code on a 95 year old and the family says “I thought this was supposed to be a good hospital”

Heaven save me from the PRN calls from copders satting 99% with anxiety

Some RT has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

sow chaos. bring in a Roku just so your vented patient who wants Fox News on 24/7 can watch a little heated rivalry

RT Tinder profile: I know how long to safely choke you

when your hospital is trialing the nihon Koden and the Bella vista

Assert dominance and remind those pain in the ass floor nurses who keep calling you for PRNs that you don’t work for them