tayler out of context

the words that come out of your mouth sometimes are just like.. no

i saw a video of a cat hanging the window out it’s head

oh i thought those were cream cheese mints, i was about to shit myself

i could pick up that car and shove it

*sweet home alabama starts playing* that’s perfect for a family reunion!

look at that cat !! ..oh it’s a lizard

this is the best thing ive ever heard in my life, the medieval version of hips don’t lie

my nose is so powerful !!

!! OH THE SPELLING ERRORS !!

“pinch your cheeks cute not pat your cheeks cute”

t: no you can’t say that me: that’s literally what you said t: but you gotta say “in my coffee mug.” it sounds weird out of context me: .... the account it literally called out of context

i put water in my cup ‘cause it makes me feel powerful.

i don’t watch spongebob every single day... FOR HOURS..

ritualistic murders though? that sounds lowkey fun.

what’s the game buddy? if i know the game i’ll play, but if i don’t know the game then you’re stuck playing with yourself

“your baby hairs should be studied”

me: i TOLD you tayler t: you failed to understand that i... wasn’t listening

bAcK iN mY dAy ThIs WaS a KeNtAcOhUt

i don’t like that these windows are tinted because i can’t see myself in that mirror,, i’m a narcissist and i need to see myself in THAT mirror

my brain is almost exclusively tiktok and vine.. and obscure youtube references