incorrect merlin quotes

Heads up: (if you haven’t noticed) we’ve started posting tumblr text posts as well as incorrect quotes now, so feel free to submit either (I’m really feeling the love for the merlin and the fandom right now 💞💛💞 love from Alex 💞💛💞)

*arthur being sad and open and vulnerable instead of an arrogant dick* Gwen: I like you better this way Arthur: crushed and broken. Just the way women like ‘em

*gwaine in nothing but a towel* Gwaine: okay I left my towel in the other room Gwaine: NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK *no one looks and everyone ignores him* Gwaine: seriously, nobody’s looking?

Arthur: I’m thinking of implementing a no pets policy in the castle Merlin: but then where will we keep Gwaine?

Gwen: when men approach you what do you notice first? Morgana: the audacity

Gaius: why are you lying face down in the dust? Merlin: it’s a very effective way of being wretched

Merlin: can we drop your ego for a moment? This is important Arthur: if there’s anything more important then my ego around, I want it caught and shot now

morgana: it's okay I'm offering moral support merlin: ...you have morals? morgana: no but I support those who do

morgana: I have magic please help merlin: Hey! I’m so glad you reached out. I’m actually at capacity / helping someone else who’s in crisis / dealing with some personal stuff right now, and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. Could we connect [later date or time]

Audio recording of me trying to rewatch the finale

Arthur, when facing someone who is obviously plotting to kill him:

Merlin locking Mordred in his room after he moved back to Camelot xitter.cf/emoblackthot/status/11…

What if we celebrated Christmas by ending your favourite show with the death of your favourite characters and leaving the others to live mourning them and the main to an eternity of solitude,,, haha just kidding,,,, unless

Boyband au