favorite kid

i was chilling today and a pigeon almost gave me a heart attack by landing on my leg, @incorrectfalcum getcho fuckin dog bitch

hello i’m back i have fixed the wifi, no wonder they call me a genius

how do u die in ur sleep

if someone’s cool and horny... do they become............. corny

captain america litters

there was a seagull trying to eat a used condom on the beach, @incorrectnini @incorrectsteeb you’re harming the environment

dad got stung by a jellyfish and won’t go near water anymore

i went swimming earlier and there were these big ass fishes swimming around me, aquaman advertising getting out of hand

anyone who can’t bite into the ice cream can’t be qualified as an official avenger

so of lesbians are taking over, can us kids take down tr*mp’s ugly ass?

where’s tha faith in kids nowadays huh

there’s an incorrect gc and i wasn’t added? this is child abuse