@incelish

the sorrow of young wanker

 馃彺鬆仹鬆仮鬆伋鬆仯鬆伌鬆伩
Joined April 2022
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just bored as fuck in my house putting different syrups and serums into my Diet Coke
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who got that bobby brown who got bin laden weed
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if i wasn't me and i would've seen myself i would have bought me a drink took me home did me long ate it with the panties on
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albums that changed the world
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one asahi and i was flirting with the wingstop employee for free fries
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quitting drinking so i can focus on my one liners at the pub
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my new vase
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i was bad as fuck for about 30 total minutes of my life and honestly that's enough to keep me going
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you just never know when it could become 31 minutes
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i don't think i'd try for divorce if my wife cheated on me but i literally would take her straight to court if she was a fan of twenty one pilots
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couples counselling would get us somewhere post-infidelity but i just don't think i could look past someone singing like Car Radio at karaoke night
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i'm unmarried and spiritually aromantic though . and im no RYM gooner getting off on knowing who Alpine Those Myriads are . so i don't know maybe the power of love would save our heavy dirty soul or some shit .
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slop in my ikea bowl #slopinmyikeabowl
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we used to have succession on sundays
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love my girl so much i'm sucking mustard stains out her shirt
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searched this as a bit but it turns out i've actually watched about 70% of the video results before #undiagnosed
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this and a library of letourneau bits and banter vid
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i bought my 3 kids on vinted in a bundle deal
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