paragon zelzel (@imzelous) | teapawt

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nerd 🤓 i hate my glasses btw

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daaaaamn you ate

Shaine Targaryen🐉

@guccimaneshaine16h

So the only heat you can take is the one you put to that spoon. lemme close my eyes

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lmfaooo i feel so vindicated

@ElChicoEevee7h

Well End Of Service might be real for UNITE

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WHERE TF DO I ORDER THE MISMAGIUS SET HELLO!???

Donavyn@CR0SLAYER12h

these divas…

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i’m so unserious sometimes

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excuse the fuck out of me??!???

@ChiseledAdonis20h

Mamnnnnnnnn this would've changed the game! #Pokemon

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Jay 🅱alenciAGA@JayStitchezzz14h

I be so weak when yall say yall allergic to condoms cuz no tf u not 😭

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it went DEAD silent LMFAOOOOOO OH MY GOD

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and i’ll suck the soul outcha. be warned

imma just start asking niggas if i can suck that dick. fuck it. why be scary?

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i could really fuck a whopper up right now

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Alice’s head nod when Rio said THEE Green Witch 😭😭😭😭😭

eddy🥺😘@eddybbyritaOct 9

The best thing MCU ever cooked up

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imma just start asking niggas if i can suck that dick. fuck it. why be scary?

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oh they overly playeddddd

Libra’s finest

@ThaRealTim_16h

Oh hell no??? When the fuck did Airbnb get DMS?????? Nah I gotta go through this nigga phone! ON GOD!

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and my fat ass will be buying!

How much you want to bet Church’s Chicken reaches out to Keith Lee and paste his face on a box of a 10-piece. Keith’s FamiLEE Pack: - 10 pc mixed - 2 large sides - 5 scratch-made biscuits

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he eat pussy like a demon… i know he do

Nicole@NprezzedOct 21

Not Keith Lee first time since a kid having Church's Chicken and rated it a 10!

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@imzelousOct 21

who pissed Ororo off?!?

@foxweatherOct 20

EARTH’S STRONGEST STORM 🌏: Super Typhoon Champi has exploded to Category 5-equivalent strength with maximum sustained winds of 185 mph, tying Super Typhoon Sinlaku as the strongest storm on Earth in 2026 by wind speed. Champi recently passed near Guam and is now churning across the western Pacific.

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Aaron, a known gap moe@taaronmcOct 20

Y'all define communicate as "instant and constant access to someone" and not "clear expression of thoughts, feelings, and emotions" and THAT'S why y'al got the problems you do now

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@imzelousOct 20

what’s really pissing me off about #AHS13 is the lack of Lily Rabe?!? she’s an absolute power house how tf is she not in this?!

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@imzelousOct 20

every time i click “show probable spam” im never ever disappointed at the results LMFAOOOO

schoolin _ life

@AvonSawyerOct 20

Replying to @cyberleil

That pussy loose so and it need to be bleached

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@imzelousOct 20

Balanophora better die by Suoming’s hands and i’m so serious.

Suoming showcase might deadass be top 5 holy fuck 😭 the fractsidus are Satans

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@imzelousOct 20

if you didn’t like the #StreetFighter movie you either never played the games or you went in with your expectations too high! that movie was GOOD!

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