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But @tatereeves, the tiny little Mississippi courthouse with an Ole Miss alumnus judge that gave your QB a 6th year against NCAA orders for having his tonsils removed was??? Fun fact - This judge received a great educational foundation in Mississippi at Millsaps. He heard the evidence and did the right thing for these young people.
.@AGLizMurrill is one of my favorite people, but this is pure comedy. Anybody that has EVER played under the lights in Tigah stadium, or at the Pistol Pete Assembly Center, or at Alex Box KNOWS there is no such thing as a “fair forum” or a “neutral decision maker” anywhere near Baton Rouge.
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NEW: Tampa Bay Buccaneers EDGE Jack Pyburn will return to LSU if he's not rostered on an NFL roster by September 1, @Jon_Blau reports🐯 on3.com/news/defensive-end-j…
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That Chris Johnson situation got me starring at the sky thinking about life… u can do everything right & some bs will still happen
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It’s crazy how yall can understand this when yalls nigga likes a pic wit some ass out. But can’t understand why a nigga wouldn’t want you posting like dat 🤣🤣🤣🤣
unfortunately if i catch your like under some girl with her ass out’s pic you can forget everything i ever felt for you
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IM SO TIRED OF SOUTH CAROLINA BEATING US ‼️
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When your girl is venting about her coworkers, but you know she’s the actual problem
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he just like me fr
After destroying the box 📦 he lays on it
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Bro was way too comfortable taking them blows. Just sitting there like he at the dinner table. At least roll off the stoop. Or slide down into the sewer. Something.
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When yall say “time to get your CDLs” as a joke make sure yall make more money than somebody who has theirs
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That “men need to open up more” sounds cute…until a man does and suddenly you lose respect for him.
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Oh they Cardi b’ing him
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Replying to @Ar15Mvp
NBA twitter is literally full of 12 year olds 🤣 this is who pushes narratives and yall get into arguments with everyday
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A LSU receiver? Prolly one of the best ones to come from that program he had off the field issues but his talent was there
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“She know exactly what she doing” is funny to me cuz there’s a lot of times women do this attention whoring shit and woman play stupid
Replying to @MazziDidIt
She know exactly what’s she’s doing sending those pics. Baby is barely being seen, she’s thirsty and it’s desperate because she’s not getting the attention she wants.
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If you hate Angel Reese I immediately know what kind of person you are
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Anyone that doesn’t eat pork that isn’t Muslim is an attention seeker. Get a grip
When Barbecue joints in the Black community start taking pork off their menus you know a CHANGE is occurring
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man gotta daughter who cold asl finna hoop in the SEC and he talking bout pretty girls dunking on each other 😕
Shaq tells Angel Reese that, unless certain players are playing, watching a WNBA game is like watching a high school game, and says the WNBA needs to lower the hoop so women can dunk, and then they will get paid like NBA players. (🎥 Unapologetically Angel/YouTube)
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Why don't yall just close your legs until someone wants to marry yall ??? No??
idk personally i would fw sb who got herpes we just always using condoms lol
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They always have a nice excuse too lol “I was showing my child number” women funny asf
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