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Alex Phipps

@imnotphamous

Writers’ Assistant and Script Coordinator on Ziwe S2, NY Comic, biracial jester. 🇯🇲

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Joined September 2017
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Started off with a piss how did I end up with shit?
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Love Island is so much better when you don’t have someone in your ear talking about how it reminds them of the Stanford Prison Experiment.
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Discourse? Yeah imma eat that course too.
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Comedian shoots a fourth heckler out of the sky. Authorities have no comment at this time.
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Being with someone who has a green thumb is great until you come home to find them wrist deep in your sexiest house plant.
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“I may not think she’s attractive but I do think she’s blonde” - my thoughts on MILF Manor.
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Babe... are you being random again? I thought we talked about this.
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Why do I, as an Adult, still have boogers?
One day I’ll sit on the toilet for so long they’ll have to amputate.
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35? I’m not impressed. Let me know what she looks like when she’s 350.
Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) profile pictureDaily Loud
@DailyLoud6 Dec 2022
Hillary Duff still looking great at age 35 🔥‼️
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She’s taking care of her medical grade athlete’s foot with Gold Bond.
popcultureangel (@lohanisgod) profile picturepopcultureangel@lohanisgod5 Dec 2022
lindsay lohan leaving a party, 2010
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Your baby’s so cute! What’s the breed?
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Give me the Monica
Good Faces (@good_faces_bot) profile pictureGood Faces@good_faces_bot5 Dec 2022
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Being bi-racial makes people say the darndest things! #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory #comedy
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@cher2 Dec 2022
Ok why am I awake⁉️
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Don’t get me wrong, I love my porn bot followers like they are my family but I wouldn’t mind some real followers thrown in every now and then.
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It’s called chosen family. Look it up!
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Oh you like your Spotify wrapped? I like mine raw.
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Today's words:..vehemence?..debauchery ? ..Love you all, tW
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Comedian DESTROYS heckler in wildfire, authorities are in pursuit.
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I’d risk it all for him
Cincinnati Zoo (@CincinnatiZoo) profile pictureCincinnati Zoo@CincinnatiZoo18 Nov 2022
Fritz looking for attention from Fiona! He has that #FridayFeeling but the girls are too busy eating!
Do you guys think they’ll ever build another city on rock and roll?
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