Nothing comes between me and my Calvins. Blocked by Joel Osteen, but not his wife.
Leawood, KS
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Quarterback Jeremy Grey got destroyed on a blitz by Sack Lodge because he didn’t adjust his offense line protection.
I broke down the play from Wedding Crashers here
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Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane
This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.
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Rich Strike wins the Derby and immediately starts trying to eat the other horses. xitter.cf/HoopyHoops/status/1523…
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That magical childhood moment when your dad lights your first sparkler with his heater.
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superior liquor, superior ave - man stumbling around in parking lot smells like urine, alcohol, has blood on him, drove there?
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Fans: “CHUG A BEER!”
@JustinThomas34 @DanielBerger59: “okay”
Normal sport #RyderCup @rydercup @RyderCupUSA
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What if I told you… The best performance from Sunday’s Panthers-Jets game didn’t come from on the field.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This photo is at least two years old.
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If anyone on here knows @robdelaney personally, can you please check on him & report back?
