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One share split betw every kid in USA? Philanthropy
Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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As a cat, I know a thing or two about asking to be let out then regretting it 2 seconds later.
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I couldnt win faceoffs
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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Incompetence and corruption in DJT administration
Washington has discovered a brilliant financial strategy. Cut benefits for people who need them, cut taxes for people who don't, and borrow the difference from people who aren't old enough to vote.
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Rejection of Alberta separatism was Trump's first midterm defeat
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Three *more* fatalities in the same stretch of road, 3 days apart. Construction zone since 2024. Both collisions happened while traffic was stop/go due to another collision. Slow down. Look ahead. Drive with care.
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Sweet reverie: The Bay had the best gift boxes - in a wide range of sizes to fit gloves, cable knit sweaters & winter coats. Those boxes were made of sturdy board that we still use to pkg gifts in 2026. Until late 1990’s boxes were free, and came with tissue! #TheBay
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These people vote They live in your community Property owners pay property taxes and renters have benefit of wastewater/water services, roads, snow removal, parks, etc.
Then why are only property owners taxed shouldn't it be everyone since everyone uses the services
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GEN X REVERIE of the DAY: We still use some of the knives from the set we received by collecting 3 UPC codes from Carnation Hot Chocolate containers ca. 1994. Cost us $9.99 s&h + $10 in hot chocolate.
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State it often enough and people will start to treat it as fact; but, are Americans*this* gullible?
The White House wouldn’t even try to give me an explanation for Trump’s nonsensical new claim that he is at “1.7%” inflation compared to Biden’s “19%.” A look at Trump’s latest phony figures, the real ones, and what may or may not be going on: cnn.com/2026/10/15/politics/…
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NW Ontario is not in eastern time zone ON had 2 time zones before Oct/26
Ontario going to have 2 time zones
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On this day in 1812.
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If Milwaukee and Cleveland meet in the World Series, it would be the first time in history that the World Series features two cities where the Edmund Fitzgerald once docked. In case you were wondering.
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At the Orchard, turn Bluetooth off. You never know who’s listening.
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It is called Thanksgiving in CAN. Plain - just Thanksgiving. Americans call it Canadian Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is also Monday. Families may celebrate it on a different day b/c it is convenient; but the actual holiday is Monday.
Tomorrow is Canadian Thanksgiving. Or as we call it in Canada, Canadian Thanksgiving
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C LeeE retweeted
Another way to think about Trump announcement today: If he increased US diesel imports from Canada by 4%, he would gain as much fuel as from this Russia deal. But the Canadians are global super-villains, so who wants to buy from them when you could enrich Putin instead?
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What is it called when government intervention create conditional transfer programs?
There's always a catch with Trump! I wrote earlier in the week that the Trump regime had unilaterally signed up tens of millions of children for Trump accounts, even if parents did not want the accounts. But what are they getting now? "The catch? Children and their parents can’t pick the stocks or reject donated shares, and they can’t sell for five years. Before last week, Trump Accounts were a novel, optional index-fund investment for children with about seven million sign-ups. The government was seeding newborns’ accounts with $1,000. Employers were pledging contributions to workers’ children. Philanthropists such as Michael and Susan Dell were making cash donations. Now, after the Treasury Department turned on auto-enrollment and enabled stock donations, Trump Accounts look entirely different." wsj.com/politics/policy/trum…
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My favorite part of Trump's new diesel order?⁣ ⁣ It says truckers can use red-dye diesel that's earmarked for farmers, then it tells the government to make sure farmers have enough diesel.⁣ ⁣ Good luck with that. You can't make this stuff up. youtu.be/AqFtFkdhUo0
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