Joined November 2018
“The Knicks center Obi Toppin” Me, an intellectual: he be WHAT
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Me showing up to cheer for the Sixers now that LeBron is there
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This Sixers starting 5 is preposterous stacked. Seeing it on the court is so different than on paper. For a second I was like “who’s that guy in the low post again?” and it was NBA Finals MVP Jaylen Brown.
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From now on I’m pronouncing Tatum like Batum
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Oh to be regularly back on East Coast start times. I’ll never take you for granted again
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The Boston Celtics front office is growing concerned they accidentally traded the “wrong” player. (Via @SharmsCharania)
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4th quarter yellin why the fuck TATUM in
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Trading Jaylen Brown because Tatum’s ego couldn’t handle being the 2nd best player just to be the 2nd best player to 40 year old PG is so good Can’t script comedy like that
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Jayson Tatum woke up feeling DANGEROUS 😳 13 POINTS 😈 😈 😈 6/23 FG 🔥 🔥 🔥 0/7 3FG 🎯 🎯 🎯 38 MINUTES 🏃🏽‍♂️ 🏃🏽‍♂️ 🏃🏽‍♂️
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Paul George: TATUM I GOT 30 AND WE DOWN DOUBLE DIGITS I NEED YOU BRO! Tatum:
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i got javonte green over kobe all time
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Whenever you see this on the timeline you know he’s putting up a tour date
Tatum’s playmaking is ridiculous
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hand paul george a water nigga @jaytatum0
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as my final act of failure i will get a masters
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Being broke at the book fair as a kid turned me into a monster
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was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle
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Every single person you meet in your daily life is fighting a hidden battle that you know nothing about Send them a Zoom meeting link for an 8 AM call on Monday morning to finish them off
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Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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I wish positivity was more recognized as a quality of resilience. People always think I am naive, sheltered or just naturally optimistic, but it does take much more strength to be positive than it does to wallow
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Everybody LOVES French history until the French start history-ing
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