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Writer. I eat a lot of cheese.

Los Angeles
Joined July 2009
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it will be so miserable for everyone in trump's orbit right now and they deserve every second of it.
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Will my TMJ just.... go away now??
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Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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DUDE WIPES鈩笍 are now THEY/THEM WIPES鈩笍 until further notice.
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.@JeffBezos MAKE WHOLE FOODS HAVE HEALTHY FOOD AGAIN, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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BRETT RATNER'S CAREER IS OVER AGAIN!!!!!
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Can鈥檛 wait to be Mexican again tomorrow. Address me only in Spanish.
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Yeah yeah we're all happy but keep in mind they're making a police procedural out of The Great Gatsby
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Dads who actually love their daughters would NEVER vote for pedophiles, rapists, and abusers.
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MAGA, DON鈥橳 STORM ANY CAPITOLS WHEN YOU LOSE TODAY. JUST IGNORE IT LIKE YOU DID THE EPSTEIN FILES, RACISM, ICE & CORRUPTION.
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DOES THIS MEAN COMEDY WILL BE BACK???
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they just called florida for gore
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they're giving barron trump double Ds
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Very early, but I'm starting to think we won't all be getting $5000 checks.
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IF YOU ARE NOT TRANS YOU ARE GOING TO A LABOR CAMP
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Wtf is happening, Nancy Pelosi just showed up at my doorstep and forced my cat to be trans
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every cheesecake factory is now an abortion clinic
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Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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