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Hank: God, it's fuckin' cold.
Connor: Here, honey, have my jacket.
Gavin: I'm cold, too.
Nines: Would you like for me to set you on fire?
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Hank, after explaining the rules of 'would you rather?' to the androids: Con, you start.
Connor: Okay, Hank. Nines, would you rather kill Gavin, or-
Nines: Kill Gavin.
Connor: But I didn't say the other-
Nines: I don't need to hear it.
Gavin: ..I'm feeling a little unsafe.
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Hank: You know, I used to hate androids. I thought they were so fucking dumb. But then I got a dumb android myself.
Hank: I've only known Connor for four days, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Connor: I care about everyone equally.
Nines: We were attacked while you were gone.
Connor: What? Is Hank okay?
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connor: hank, why don't you celebrate christmas anymore?
hank: it just gets so much harder as you get older.
hank: "what do you want for christmas?" i don't know, financial security?
hank: a nap would be nice.
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gavin: bye, nines.
gavin: ..time to go eat four packets of ramen and see if i can stick my dick in a toilet paper roll.
connor: what? why?
gavin: nines is about, uh, 97% of my impulse control.
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hank: you treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol.
hank: you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
connor, softly: hank..
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connor, after fighting with -60: hey everybody. today, my brother pushed me so i'm starting a kickstarter to put him down.
connor: benefits of killing him would be i would get pushed way less.
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hank: your honor, i would like to plead guilty as well as request the death penalty. it's what i deserve for such a heinous crime.
connor: hank, it's just a parking ticket.
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which 'rarer' ones do you prefer?
50%markus/simon
13%hank/gavin
26%connor/gavin
11%kamski/connor
171 votes • Final results incorrect detroit retweeted
“Software instability” – at Budapest, Hungary
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Replying to @BryanDechart
@BryanDechart can you make this canon/confirm it to be a canon action













