@im_REFarted

Ex- Associate, Current Analyst at Bukkake Capital Management • MS Taxation Candidate • Corporate Weapon • Born to Model, Forced to #REF!

 Texas, USA
Joined September 2014
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showing up to work at 9am after blacking out at 3am
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me staring at the last slice of pizza at the office party (everyone else is a coward)
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the analyst seeing his EBCOGS joke be taken seriously by management
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Earnings Before Cost of Goods Sold
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The cops watching me and my boys successfully escape the busted house party in 12th Grade
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my anxiety telling me I need this 4th cup of coffee
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VPs knowing they’ll have to approve access to the spreadsheet one month from now
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There are a lot of wonderful things about Europe, but by far and large, the best part is nobody pisses on the toilet seats over there
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I’m never deleting this tweet. We need to do better as a country.
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Does anyone have any experience using travel steamers on Loro Piana suits? Safe?
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Will be in Boston/Cambridge mid-September if yall wanna grab beers
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“Any chance you’re awake for a call?” *Me, blacked out in an alley at 1:50am on a Saturday*
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Forgot to remind the Analyst to rollforward the schedule into next quarter, last quarter
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The Senator I’ve been talking to finding out I run a niche anon fintwit burner
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sharing your template models with coworkers
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selling my Cheese Backed Securities (at discount) to paydown the Chipotle burritos I financed through Klarna
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hyping myself up before waking my parents up to tell them I threw up
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(they wronged me 3 weeks ago)
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How it feels when Assets = Liabilities + Stockholders Equity
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getting sent off to a site visit
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J. G. Wentworth himself getting you your money back now
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877-CASH NOW
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