I kinda hate how gen z agnostics hear that you were raised Catholic and think you’re like, unspeakably traumatized by the church to the point where you can’t even have a spiritual conversation without them attributing all your beliefs to “Well that’s your Catholic Guilt!!!”

Me

You have to guilt trip them by being like “Well I guess I’ll have to buy them off the street instead and potentially die of a fentanyl overdose….” It literally works

My mom just lovingly called me Charlie Kirk

Gay boys be like “I feel like Nicole” first of all you’re Nicholas 😭😭😭😭😭😭

He’s literally repulsive and needs to be dealt with.

Eating a bagel with cream cheese

This is what all Korean mangas look like to me

Any Chinese girl want to be best friends to strengthen/revive the Albanian-Chinese alliance?

Cartman when Scott ate the chili: