Rails consultant » building @pricefixco — automated pricing for Stripe-powered SaaS. Dad of 2 (ahem) spirited kids. Tweets about cooking & bikes, too.

Washington, DC
Joined September 2006
Jacob Patton retweeted
Kudos to all of us on here still diligently tweeting as if the ship is not going down. It has been a privilege and an honor 🫡
7
14
1
199
20 years ago today, Jam Master Jay was killed. What a huge loss, man. He is one of the biggest reasons I wanted to be a DJ and fell in love with Hip Hop. For sure, he is one of my idols as a kid. Seeing Run-DMC in concert in the 80s, I was like, I want to be like JMJ.
53
258
30
1,193
I think it’s time for this again.
14
1,080
42
2,898
Jacob Patton retweeted
Dark Barry is back.
1
9
Jacob Patton retweeted
you ever unmute your phone? blurbs, honks, grindos, lol WTF notifications /remutes
3
3
16
This morning I asked our kids if they wanted to learn how to make coffee. The 6yo looked me dead in the eyes and said, “I want coffee.” 🤦🏻‍♂️ – at Atlas District, Washington
Replying to @mattwensing
One of the 12-yo just came down and is now _actually_ (not pretend) helping make the waffles.
xitter.cf/NoahGarfinkel/status/1… – at Atlas District, Washington
One time I was falling asleep watching a PBS Nova about sword making, and then this happened, and I had to get up, put on my glasses, and replay it 12 times.
Jacob Patton retweeted
I would like a travel show where Lizzo goes around the world learning about centuries-old instruments.
255
2,881
409
38,421
that's Numberwang! – at Atlas District, Washington
This quoted post is unavailable.
1
The new Summit homepage looks 💯 Great job @mattwensing and team! usesummit.com – at Atlas District, Washington
4
Austin, I’m finally in you. Not sure I’ll ever fly @AmericanAir again 🥴 – at Bouldin Creek, Austin
1
Yes, the entire point here is that law enforcement should be equally applicable to all, thanks for chiming in
If the FBI can raid a U.S. President, imagine what they can do to you.
28
352
6
3,435
Dude, you're literally from Jersey. I bet you don't even know how to pump your own gas.
Curious as to why you have to fill up your tank so often when you're not out on the campaign trail meeting with Pennsylvanians.
1,300
4,581
669
61,556
This is a very powerful way to use urban art
1,808
87,674
6,427
364,128
Your survival chances are not this good. The data for this is from almost 30 years ago when vehicles were way smaller and lighter.
Chances are you've seen a version of this @t4america and @completestreets graphic before. These numbers may be drastically overestimating the chances of survival. Here's why:
3
112
6
588
Apple should’ve done a little Severence-style dolly zoom as Craig lowered into the theater 😉
especially *not* a genius right here
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
1
I registered @sxsw the month before the 2007 event — thought I might do something fun with it. @al3x from Twitter reached out to ask if they could have it back. I said, "Sure! Twitter looks neat — good luck!"
I don’t know why, but this reply has really stuck with me. “web3 is promising because I once wasn’t allowed to squat on 1,200 twitter usernames that I planned to flip for profit”. It’s just… so revealing
1
1
I realize this is a funny brag, but it's so weird and specific, maybe it's allowable? My infinitesimal footnote in Internet history.