𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩.

𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐩 & 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧.

Do it once, as a treat.

YYEEEAHHH THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BABY ITS FINALLY HAPPENING LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

Hmm… I think I needed you.

Gaslight? That’s not even a word. You made that up just now.

CANT HEAR YOU OVER YOU EATING MY DUST

I didn’t say your name. Why would I do that?

God, even a sparkling has better insults than you, you soft processored trojan furry ass designed mech. I’ll be back when you’ve got grade school level insults. doing doughnuts before speeding off.

I do, actually. Kind of my whole thing, really. Besides, you know, being a damn good cop.

Yeah. Anyways, did you need something?

Done pretending I have a single percentage care about a missing human? Hold on. looks at watch as five seconds tick by. Ok, I’m done.

Yeah, I forgot. Must not have been important.

he dinks off like a pebble as Thunderwing puts his pede in the way. You done?

Dunno. I forgot.

You’re right. I’m sorry. summons Thunderwing to play the saxophone with him. Better

Why IS there a third me?! These are questions I don’t need answers to because that actually lightens my workload

Aster.