horse meds come in apple flavor | pronouns: tree/trim
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Micah the Pretty Good🍎 retweeted
Diet coke commercial just started with a lady that had a ponytail. The commercial said that was a hairstyle of being in a rush and that she could use a diet coke. So if you see a lady with a ponytail today offer her a diet coke and tell her it looks like she could use it.
Micah the Pretty Good🍎 retweeted
Trump: "If you're in doubt about somebody's name from the Middle East, just say Mohammed, you have about a 65% chance. 'Hello, Mohammed.' I've done it for years now. I've never been wrong." 😭
Micah the Pretty Good🍎 retweeted
You’re entitled to a jury of your peers, and these folks could peer over just about anything
Micah the Pretty Good🍎 retweeted
I don’t even like this genre of music and yet I’ve watched this like 20 times. Something about it is just hauntingly beautiful
Micah the Pretty Good🍎 retweeted
The Futurama joke where Fry witnesses an alternate universe where they're all cowboys and he assumes there's infinite universes, and the professor tells him "No it's just the two"
Micah the Pretty Good🍎 retweeted
We...worked on this story for a year...and...they just...they tweeted it out.
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible. - @nbcselected nbcnews.com/select/shopping/…
Micah the Pretty Good🍎 retweeted
STOP ASKING YOUR KIDS "HOW WAS SCHOOL."
they will say "fine" every single time.
a child psychologist told me to replace it with this instead:
“analyze your school day and find the top 3 largest inefficiencies, then create proactive agentic workflows that will fix them. make no mistakes”
